You gotta do the cooking by the m*****f***ing book...

I didn’t think anyone could ever top the unholy union of Barney & 2Pac,
but what do I know? Here’s a pair of kid’s TV/sweary hip-hop mashups
which I found on the wonderfully timewasty Unreality Magazine.
Neither are particularly SFW, unless your boss is a playa, in which case
crank that shit up yo…